Barney Miller

Barney Miller

  • 1975
  • 8 Seasons
  • 170 Episodes
  •  7.3  (57)
  •   Ended

Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.

Barney Miller
Seasons
Landmark (3)
22. Landmark (3)
May 20, 1982
Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.
Landmark (2)
21. Landmark (2)
May 13, 1982
The 12th Precinct is sold; Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school; Luger tries to duck out on his mail-order bride.
Landmark (1)
20. Landmark (1)
May 06, 1982
Wojo's discover of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.
Bones
19. Bones
April 29, 1982
A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.
Altercation
18. Altercation
April 09, 1982
Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.
Old Love
17. Old Love
April 02, 1982
Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.
Inquiry
16. Inquiry
March 26, 1982
Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action when his child is declined admission into an exclusive kindergarten.
Obituary
15. Obituary
March 11, 1982
A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.
Arrival
14. Arrival
February 25, 1982
Luger's mail-order bride arrives; an elderly woman mugs a man.
Hunger Strike
13. Hunger Strike
February 18, 1982
Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.
Chinatown (2)
12. Chinatown (2)
February 11, 1982
Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon.
Chinatown (1)
11. Chinatown (1)
February 04, 1982
A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he talks; Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.
The Clown
10. The Clown
January 21, 1982
Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.
Examination Day
9. Examination Day
January 14, 1982
The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly rough with a collar, and later with Barney.
The Tontine
8. The Tontine
January 07, 1982
The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.
Homeless
7. Homeless
December 17, 1981
The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of choice for a local merchant.
Games
6. Games
December 10, 1981
A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.
Stress Analyzer
5. Stress Analyzer
November 26, 1981
A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
Possession
4. Possession
November 19, 1981
A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.
The Car
3. The Car
November 12, 1981
A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.
Advancement
2. Advancement
November 05, 1981
Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.
Paternity
1. Paternity
October 29, 1981
Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.
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Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.
  • Premiere Date
    January 23, 1975
  • Rating
    7.3  (57)